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2003 XYZZY Awards Ceremony Transcript

On February 28, 2004, at 1:30 P.M. EST (6:30 P.M. GMT), the XYZZY Awards Ceremony was held at ifMUD. Below is the transcript of the event, including side-comments that those in attendance made on the #peanut-gallery channel. Should you not wish to see those comments, an expurgated version is also available.

 

Massive Auditorium
The ballroom chosen for the 2003 XYZZY Awards has been decorated in luxurious style: gold leaf marks the wainscoting below the paintings of famous IF scenes, while the ceiling has a elaborate mural depicting the History of the Implementors. Elegantly-clad waiters glide here and there serving canapes off silver platters, but all eyes eventually return to the stage up front and its velvet curtain. The exit, should you wish to take a stroll in the garden, lies to the west.

You can see: READ THIS PLEASE, xyzzy drinking game, a chalkboard listing the winners
Players: lpsmith, PerrySimm
Visible Exits: west
Rob arrives from the west.
Gunther arrives from the west.
Artis arrives from the west.
Rob says, "me!"
Ghogg arrives from the west.
Chrysoula arrives from the west.
inky arrives from the west.
Rob push shove
Gunther says, "THIRD POST"
Rob grabs a good seat down front.
inky hollers, "IT'S OPEN"
Rob asks, "Lieut?"
<Vodel> Vodel has connected to ifMUD.
[peanut-gallery] * Ghogg has joined the channel.
[peanut-gallery] * Adam has joined the channel.
Paul arrives from the west.
Kwi arrives from the west.
FreakBoy arrives from the west.
Random-Q-Hacker arrives from the west.
inky says (to Rob), "Sargent's logging guy"
</brut> brut has disconnected from ifMUD.
Jaybird arrives from the west.
kyria79 arrives from the west.
Kwi whistles. "Nice!"
JessK arrives from the west.
Somad arrives from the west.
Adam is pure. He is gentle. He is pleasant. He is efficacious. He is not expensive. He is good for children. And he is from California.
Jearl arrives from the west.
<brut> brut has connected to ifMUD.
brut walks out from under the archway south of here, although you didn't notice him approaching it from the other side.
Storme arrives from the west.
Emmett arrives from the west.
zarf arrives from the west.
Gunther says, "Adam 'Kool-Aid' Cadre"
[peanut-gallery] * FreakBoy has joined the channel.
Jaybird hollers, "Auditorium now open! East, south, east from the lounge! Come on in!"
Jacqueline arrives from the west.
Rob has arrived.
RogerCarbol arrives from the west.
Rob says, "harr"
Paolo walks out from under the archway south of here, although you didn't notice him approaching it from the other side.
DavidW arrives from the west.
Rob finds someone in his seat already.
JessK finds a good seat.
Scott arrives from the west.
Jota arrives from the west.
baf arrives from the west.
Artis Takes a seat in the back.
Gunther says (to rob), "HA ha"
mcp arrives from the west.
zarf seats himself
Bishop arrives from the west.
yhlee walks out from under the archway south of here, although you didn't notice her approaching it from the other side.
<swinners> swinners has connected to ifMUD.
FreakBoy glues self to ceiling.
kyria79 stands near the back
Guest1 arrives from the west.
Sargent arrives from the west.
maga arrives from the west.
Storme grabs a seat
[peanut-gallery] mcp says, "lots of new folk this year"
Paolo leaves the auditorium to the west.
Bishop says, "Wow, coming to the auditorium was so much faster than last year."
Paolo arrives from the west.
JessK says (to kyria), "Hey you may as well sit down."
[peanut-gallery] RogerCarbol asks, "Who is the MC this year?"
baf pulls up a chandelier and makes himself comfortable.
Gunther says (to Bishop), "we eliminated the maze"
[peanut-gallery] Adam says, "Hammer"
Random-Q-Hacker sits in the folding chair he carries around everywhere.
[peanut-gallery] Gunther says, "Snow"
kyria79 says (to jessk), "I want to keep an eye on all the miscreants"
<Addreamy> Addreamy has connected to ifMUD.
Rob asks, "but who will watch the ne'er-do-wells?"
<zebulon> zebulon has connected to ifMUD.
Gunther says (to Rob), "Biff and Darren"
<eileen> eileen has connected to ifMUD.
[peanut-gallery] zarf says, "This year I will amaze and astound you all by *working on my WIP during the ceremony itself*"
inky says, "hey, Magnus"
[peanut-gallery] mcp says, "i wonder whether our little community is going to start growing massively"
DavidW says, "heh. Nice wainscoting."
[peanut-gallery] Rob says, "oooh, ahhh!"
eileen walks out from under the archway south of here, although you didn't notice her approaching it from the other side.
[peanut-gallery] mcp says, "tipping point"
[peanut-gallery] Gunther asks, "and *releasing it afterwards*?"
[peanut-gallery] Storme says (to zarf), "ooooh"
[peanut-gallery] JessK says, ""Woot zarf!"
[peanut-gallery] zarf says (to gunther), "well, *afterwards*, yes."
[peanut-gallery] Kwi laughs.
Rob says, "hi eileen"
[peanut-gallery] Gunther says (to zarf), "hee hee"
Emmett asks, "Whew, are those last year's winners?"
Gunther says, "we're all winners here"
eileen leaves the auditorium to the west.
[peanut-gallery] Bishop asks, "Anyone up for XYZZYSpeed?"
Rob says, "bye eileen"
Jaybird hollers, "Auditorium now open! East, south, east from the lounge! Come on in!"
Matthew arrives from the west.
eileen arrives from the west.
Matthew says, "WOO."
Emmett says, "Not me, I just had to put up with a couple crazy IF writers. :)"
</Paolo> Paolo has disconnected from ifMUD.
<Paolo> Paolo has connected to ifMUD.
eileen exclaims, "hi everyone!!"
Rob says, "hi!!"
Matthew says, "Hey eileen."
swinners arrives from the west.
mcp says, "yay eileen"
J_J_Guest walks out from under the archway south of here, although you didn't notice it approaching it from the other side.
Chrysoula says, "Hello!"
kyria79 says, "hi"
[peanut-gallery] maga says, "I'd love to, but I've got things to do this evening"
Rob claps
zebulon arrives from the west.
[peanut-gallery] Gunther says, "we should do a voice-conference xyzzy awards next time"
Bishop says, "Hi, eileen."
DorianX walks out from under the archway south of here, although you didn't notice him approaching it from the other side.
Jacqueline says, "Hello, Eileen."
[peanut-gallery] kyria79 asks, "at who's expense?"
J_J_Guest says, "hello"
[peanut-gallery] JessK asks (of kyria), "Isn't voice conference right up your alley?"
Storme says, "hi eileen"
two-star walks out from under the archway south of here, although you didn't notice it approaching it from the other side.
[peanut-gallery] Random-Q-Hacker asks, "Xyzzy-speed being what, a race to At End of Road?"
[peanut-gallery] Matthew says (to Gunther), "Now now, if the MUD was good enough for our ancestors, it's good enough for us."
Emmett says, "I was a playtester on 'Slouching Toward Bedlam.'"
zebulon admires the scenery
Addreamy arrives from the west.
[peanut-gallery] kyria79 says (to jessk), "and I know what the costs involved are"
[peanut-gallery] Kwi is always up for SpeedIF, but anyone familiar with his SpeedIFs know how many xyzzy-awards you could have in the time he spends writing one.
JessK says, "Yay playtesters."
baf says (to Alex), "STD is standard deviation."
inky looks at Jota.
J_J_Guest says, "thanks, I'll try it"
Emmett says, "This is so cool, though. I'm so happy that IF is alive and well."
[peanut-gallery] Gunther says (to kyria), "with voice-over-IP, zero"
DorianX joins the chorus of the second best.
inky says (to Jota), "hey, nice cummerbund"
DavidW looks at Jota.
Rob looks at Jota.
FreakBoy looks at Jota.
Bishop looks at Jota.
Kwi looks at Jota.
Storme looks at Jota.
Jacqueline looks at Jota.
zebulon looks at Jota.
maga looks at Jota.
JessK looks at Jota
Scott looks at Jota.
[peanut-gallery] RogerCarbol says (to inky), "Cruel."
Rob says, "let the gold balls roll"
kyria79 searches wainscotting
zarf does not look at Jota
two-star looks at Jota.
DorianX walks out from under the archway south of here, although you didn't notice him approaching it from the other side.
Gunther says, "too! many! golden! spheres!"
Random-Q-Hacker does not look at Jota.
Bishop exclaims, "Everybody stare!"
[peanut-gallery] inky says, "hee hee"
Jota says (to inky), "Thanks -- it was hiding in the back of my closet. I almost couldn't find it this year."
[peanut-gallery] DavidW says, "hee haw"
[peanut-gallery] Rob says, "now look what you started!"
Artis looks away from Jota.
kyria79 looks at Jota.
Gunther says, "well shiver me maintopgallantboom"
inky erases the chalkboard, cleaning things up for this year.
brut goes home.
</brut> brut has disconnected from ifMUD.
[peanut-gallery] JessK asks, "Do I have time for refreshments?"
Iain arrives from the west.
<brut> brut has connected to ifMUD.
Jaybird says, "Another call..."
Jaybird hollers, "Auditorium now open! East, south, east from the lounge! Come on in!"
Chrysoula looks at Jota.
zebulon tries to avoid staring
Storme says (to Iain), "I saved you a seat!"
DavidW takes a sip of his tea.
[peanut-gallery] Jota says, "Also, transcript-readers will feel so left out, what with neither Ps nor Lieut joining in the stare."
Iain says (to Storme), "Aw."
<KevinL> KevinL has connected to ifMUD.
Gunther says, "speaking of me maintopgallantboom, it's Iain"
[peanut-gallery] Bishop says, "Hey, I periodically cut out to get coffee."
Emmett says, "Daniel Ravipinto just walked by my office, saying 'Doom!'"
maga puts his feet up
Jacqueline takes a seat and sips her champagne.
eileen adjusts her little black dress
<PeterN> PeterN has connected to ifMUD.
[peanut-gallery] * Addreamy has joined the channel.
<Guest2> I'm not here to be entertained! Stop amusing me!
Dino arrives from the west.
[peanut-gallery] (from RogerCarbol) inky says (to Jota), "And I love what you've done with the bell pull."
Jaybird hollers, "Auditorium now open! East, south, east from the lounge! Come on in!"
Jaybird hollers, "Auditorium now open! East, south, east from the lounge! Come on in!"
[peanut-gallery] DavidW says, "ha"
[peanut-gallery] Gunther says, "yeargh"
Artis turns of phone.
Paolo sits down and takes out his notebook
JessK says, "Hello Jacqueline!"
yhlee looks embarrassed.
Gunther says (to Jaybird), "ok, enough"
Ghogg says (to Emmett), "Alas, these aren't the Golden Cybers"
DavidW says, "hey yhlee"
zebulon also turns of his phone
Gunther says, "hey, it's Yoon"
<Sarcasmo> Sarcasmo has connected to ifMUD.
brut arrives from the west.
Guest2 arrives from the west.
Jacqueline says, "Hello, Jess."
Chrysoula waves at thlee.
Chrysoula Waves at yhlee, too.
Paolo takes a sizeable bite out of his notebook and munches with gusto
yhlee says, "Hello! Yes, I'm here this year."
KevinL arrives from the west.
PeterN arrives from the west.
Gunther asks, "also Magnus?"
DavidW says, "The coolest thing about this is all the cool people."
kyria79 goes to turn off her phone, but then realizes she left it in her other pants
Grocible arrives from the west.
yhlee looks around and fights off vertigo, then grins.
Sargent says, "hey yhlee!"
Grocible wakes up
Gunther says (to kyria79), "EMERGENCY PANTS"
Storme asks (of kyria), "you're wearing pants?"
inky says, "I don't have no other pants, man"
Jacqueline says (to DavidW), "mmhmm"
Rob says, "hidden amongst this crowd is every member of the secret cabal that doesn't exist"
Sarcasmo arrives from the west.
[peanut-gallery] * Paolo has joined the channel.
<klaxxon> klaxxon has connected to ifMUD.
RogerCarbol says, "s/other//"
[peanut-gallery] Random-Q-Hacker says, "After the 1up.com article, I picture the xyzzy as being a gigantic prompt won by hot anime chyx."
kyria79 realizes she's not wearing any pants
[peanut-gallery] Bishop says, "It's great how people who aren't mudders but are nonetheless involved in the community come around for this. We never see some of these people socially. :-("
maga mutters, "Note to self: eliminate Wheeler"
yhlee exclaims, "Oh no! You'll draw the Cabal Police!"
JessK says, "Hi Yoon too :-)"
</klaxxon> klaxxon has disconnected from ifMUD.
Gunther says (to Rob), "and so carelessly named in that inform 6.3 beta post"
Paul says (to Sarcasmo), "Hey there, Star."
Emmett exclaims, "Hey, Sarcasmo!"
Scott goes home.
</Scott> Scott has disconnected from ifMUD.
yhlee exclaims, "Hello Jess!"
Jacqueline says (to maga), "heh"
<Scott> Scott has connected to ifMUD.
[peanut-gallery] Bishop says, "Hey, none of the interviewees had blue hair. I feel so cheated."
Artis says, "Mmm... pants."
<neild> He started a phenomenon. Children lined up with slices of bread for "The Smearing."
Ghogg exclaims, "Pants...of....power!"
Sarcasmo says, "Hello"
Scott walks out from under the archway south of here, although you didn't notice it approaching it from the other side.
FreakBoy is starting to wonder if gluing himself to the ceiling was a good idea.
neild materializes.
Jacqueline says, "I'm not wearing any pants... but don't get too excited, I still have an evening gown on."
Paolo yay!
Sargent says, "shape of...knickerbockers!"
<alkahest> alkahest has connected to ifMUD.
[peanut-gallery] Storme says, "clearly I need to start writing really good IF"
Kwi pulls a chair out of his box, sits.
DavidW wonders where those rocket pants of destiny are now.
Gunther says (to Jacqueline), "that can never stand"
[peanut-gallery] Jacqueline says, "Yes, you do."
<peccable> peccable has connected to ifMUD.
alkahest walks out from under the archway south of here, although you didn't notice her approaching it from the other side.
[peanut-gallery] Gunther says, "you get the secret Award of Distinction for your AIF"
[peanut-gallery] kyria79 says, "well, someone needs to. I can't."
[peanut-gallery] Storme says, "(okay, my hair isn't blue any more, but it was)"
alkahest says, "hullo"
Artis says, "is dressed in pure ASCII."
[peanut-gallery] Storme says (to Gunther), "ha ha"
[peanut-gallery] Sargent says, "I'm disappointed that AAS Masters is not up for any awards"
[peanut-gallery] maga says (to Gunther), "I WAS ROBBED"
[peanut-gallery] Gunther says, "also, I hear on the grapevine that AAS will win best new development system"
kyria79 asks (of davidw), "rocket pants of destiny?"
Sarcasmo straightens her tiara
<neild2> neild2 has connected to ifMUD.
Dino says (to alkahest), "Hello."
[peanut-gallery] Paolo says, "testing... testing..."
[peanut-gallery] Bishop says (to Storme), "Anime-chick blue? I dispbelieve that real people have hair that color, even with heavy chemical assistance."
Jacqueline says (to Sarcasmo), "Watchout... DavidW will take that from you."
[peanut-gallery] JessK straightens her decorative cat.
<JoshuaH> JoshuaH has connected to ifMUD.
[peanut-gallery] Chrysoula says (to Bishop), "You would be wrong."
[peanut-gallery] * alkahest has joined the channel.
[peanut-gallery] Storme says (to bishop), "I did at one point, but my hair tends to refect blue dye after a few washes"
[peanut-gallery] Storme says (to bishop), "I did at one point, but my hair tends to refect blue dye after a few washes"
Jacqueline says (to Gunther), "Sorry to disappoint."
Sarcasmo glues her tiara to her head
[peanut-gallery] Ghogg says, "They might wear wigs all the time."
DavidW says (to kyria), "They first showed up in Banana Apocolypse, then I think Doris de Lightning had them."
[peanut-gallery] RogerCarbol says, "It's kinda odd seeing City of Secrets nominated, purely because it seems like it's been around for so much longer than just a year or so."
Gunther asks, "Sarcasmo is Star Foster?"
JoshuaH arrives from the west.
peccable arrives from the west.
[peanut-gallery] Storme says, "er, reject"
J_J_Guest what does emote do?
Sarcasmo says, "Thanks Jacqueline"
[peanut-gallery] maga says (to Bishop), "evidently a sheltered life"
neild2 arrives from the west.
Gunther says (to Jacqueline), "I shall have a word with maga"
Scott goes home.
</Scott> Scott has disconnected from ifMUD.
DavidW says (to Gunther), "yes"
Sarcasmo says, "Gunther yes"
Gunther says (to maga), "word"
peccable waves.
[peanut-gallery] Storme says, "it's been green and red and purple a few times, though"
Emmett says, "Sarcasmo = Star Foster"
J_J_Guest gets it.
Jacqueline says (to Sarcasmo), "Sure thing."
peccable says, ""Hi.""
[peanut-gallery] Chrysoula says, "First you bleach all the color out of it. Then you dye it blue. I have a friend who has had anime-bright hair for like eight years."
Random-Q-Hacker says, "It's a clone of neild."
maga says (to Gunther), "recognise."
[peanut-gallery] * JoshuaH has joined the channel.
neild2 says, "STADIUM BAD ARRRRRR"
DavidW asks, "And peccable is Dan, yes?"
<K-Y> K-Y has connected to ifMUD.
Gunther says (to maga), "well, that's cleared up then"
kyria79 checks watch
Sargent says, "oh no it's the cloned neild_"
peccable says, ""Darn. Found out already.""
alkahest looks around. It's her first XYZZY award ceremony ...
yhlee finds herself a floor cushion and sits, gratefully/gracefully.
zebulon checks watch, clears his throat, expectantly
JessK says, "Hey, that"
[peanut-gallery] Bishop says, "Huh, wow."
K-Y arrives from the west.
Gunther says (to Sargent), "here with his evil electric fingers"
Dino says (to J_J_), "It makes it look like you did something instead of saying something."
kyria79 says (to alkahest), "hey, I'm new here too"
DavidW says, "Sorry. I visit websites."
[peanut-gallery] * neild has joined the channel.
J_J_Guest thinks he understands now
[peanut-gallery] Storme says, "yeah, the only trouble is that the ends of your hair frazzle after a few bleachings"
Jacqueline leaves her auditorium chair and finds a floor cushion next to Yoon.
Sarcasmo says, "I'm new to this too"
Jacqueline asks (of Yoon), "Champagne?"
yhlee says, "Same here."
Gunther floats gently in midair
Paolo me too
Adam asks, "I am also new here. What is this place called again?"
<Scott> Scott has connected to ifMUD.
Artis decided yo watch the awards live for the first time.
KevinL says, "this is my first trip here."
Ghogg says (to Adam), "Earth."
Gunther says (to Adam), "The if mud"
zebulon snaps his fingers, causing a chair of pure light to appear in mid-air.
lpsmith exclaims, "Three minutes! Three minutes to showtime, everyone!"
alkahest says, "to kyria79 I've logded on a few times before ..."
yhlee says (to Jacqueline), "Would be delighted, ma'am. Thank you."
zebulon sits on the chair of light.
<atholbrose> Meanehwael, baccat meaddehaele, monstaer lurccen...
kyria79 says (to adam), "crondike insane asylum"
Gunther says (to zebulon), "OW MY EYES"
Addreamy looks around in wonder
maga says, "if y'all aren't going to use the real chairs, I'm going to stretch out."
Scott walks out from under the archway south of here, although you didn't notice it approaching it from the other side.
alkahest says, "yarg ..."
zebulon turns down the light level
DavidW says, "I see no chairs here."
Jearl just fricking sits down. God.
Random-Q-Hacker sits in three of the chairs.
Jacqueline says (to maga), "Indeed. Join us here. There's cushions aplenty."
lpsmith disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
Gunther wears Neo shades.
kyria79 finds a comfortable bean bag to slouch upon
Bishop summons an episcopal throne and a cup of coffee, and takes a seat.
<mnovelli> mnovelli has connected to ifMUD.
atholbrose walks out from under the archway south of here, although you didn't notice him approaching it from the other side.
Random-Q-Hacker sits in chairs and no chairs.
eileen passes out champagne and Hershey's kisses to the attendees
Jacqueline says (to Gunther), "Hello, Mr. Anderson."
maga says (to Jacq), "personally, I was going to lie across the front row, but since you're inviting..."
Gunther launches into a 30-minute speech about choice and inevitability.
mcp gobbles down the chocolate
JessK says, "Yay eileen!"
Sarcasmo sits awkawardly in an auditorium chair
J_J_Guest makes a pot of tea
[peanut-gallery] Chrysoula says, "Yeah, my friend started out with waist-length hair but now barely manages to keep it shoulder-length."
Emmett exclaims, "Kyria is slouching on a bean-bag... towards Bedlam!"
Ghogg says, "Woo candy"
mnovelli walks out from under the archway south of here, although you didn't notice him approaching it from the other side.
DavidW sits on a personal floatation device.
Gunther says, "hooray for chocolate"
PeterN stands around looking confused.
maga launches into a speech about truth-functionality that got cut out as too incomprehensible for movie audiences.
yhlee says, "if LOGOS shows up, I'm running and hiding..."
alkahest pulls a chair out of the ether and sits on it
Ryan materializes.
Jacqueline says (to maga), "Indeed. I have a bottomless bottle of champagne to share with those sitting near me."
Sarcasmo wishes she had worn jeans instead of an evening gown (even if she does look smashing)
stargirl materializes.
Sargent says (to yhlee), "here, try these earplugs"
Artis sits on the floor, back to the back wall.
boucher materializes.
Storme hastily goes to sit neat Jacqueline
Gunther says (to Jacqueline), "hooray horn of plenty"
DavidW says (to Jacqueline), "ooo. share."
Psmith materializes.
yhlee says (to Sargent), "Now there's a thought."
inky says (to Sargent), "she can't hear you, she has a banana in her ear"
FreakBoy suddenly falls to the ground as his glue fails.
Sargent asks (of inky), "what?"
DGlasser materializes.
maga says (to Gunther), "keep your horn to yourself"
inky says, "hee hee"
Allen materializes.
FreakBoy exclaims, "Aaarggh!"
Gunther says (to maga), "in your ear"
Nate materializes.
Jacqueline says (to Gunther&maga), "Now, now. Boys."
J_J_Guest picks FreakBoy up off the floor
Dave materializes.
Whizzard materializes.
DavidW says, "hey Dave"
Emily materializes.
Vodel arrives from the west.
FreakBoy says, "Thanks."
Oren materializes.
Gunther says, "Whizzard "Whizzard" Wilson!"
DavidW says, "and everybody"
Random-Q-Hacker says, "That banana sure had to go through a difficult puzzle before getting there."
Steve materializes.
Jacqueline says (to Gunther&maga), "It's xyzzy day. Time to set that stuff aside for an hour."
Sarcasmo says (to peccable), "You're looking very spiffy"
peccable says (to sarcasmo), "I know."
Emmett says (to Peccable), "You are a nancy boy."
Gunther asks (of Jacqueline), "I can't fondle him for a whole HOUR?"
Lionheart materializes.
Sarcasmo sticks her tongue out at Peccable
peccable laughs.
lpsmith walks out from under the archway south of here, although you didn't notice him approaching it from the other side.
kyria79 says (to gunther), "just not so others can see"
Jacqueline says (to Gunther), "No. Wait until I'm gone."
DavidW says (to Emmett), "He's not the only one."
J_J_Guest says, "at least there is a ceiling this year"
Gunther asks, "p inky = hey, can you boot jacqueline?"
Gunther says, "oops"
Rob has arrived.
peccable laughs!
Sarcasmo asks (of J_J_guest), "there was no ceiling last year?"
Jacqueline says (to Gunther), "HEY!"
[peanut-gallery] alkahest asks, "is this showing up in the peanut gallery?"
peccable highfives DavidW
JessK says (to j_j), "Yah, the outdoors was fun, but too bright."
kyria79 says (to sarcasmo), "I hear it was outdoors"
Paolo Ceiling? I don't see that here.
[peanut-gallery] atholbrose says, "no"
[peanut-gallery] alkahest says, "ah, good ..."
[peanut-gallery] JessK says (to alka), "Yep."
PeterN asks, "Do I need to join a channel for the ceremony?"
Emmett watches the official handshake
Sarcasmo says (to kyria79), "I bet that was nice"
Sarcasmo sips her champagne
Storme says (to petern), "#peanut-gallery is a good idea"
maga says (to Peter), "I'd advise #peanut-gallery"
DavidW says (to PeterN), "There's #peanut-gallery"
lpsmith says (to Peter), "You can joing the peanut gallery if you like."
Gunther says (to PeterN), "#peanut-gallery for a neverending stream of wisecracks, if you want"
kyria79 says (to sarcasmo), "I bet... I wasn't there."
Rob claps for no reason!
PeterN says, "thanks"
Gunther shows Rob the yellow card.
[peanut-gallery] * zebulon has joined the channel.
J_J_Guest says, "I seem to remember there were walls but no ceiling"
[peanut-gallery] kyria79 cracks a wise
Chrysoula jumps up and down.
[peanut-gallery] * Artis has joined the channel.
[peanut-gallery] Random-Q-Hacker | petern joins the channel seven times.
[peanut-gallery] Random-Q-Hacker | petern joins the channel seven times.
Bishop tosses Chrysoula a carrot.
KevinL asks, "how do I join the peanut-gallery?"
Bishop says, "(no, wait, that's my line)"
JessK will sit for a carrot.
Chrysoula catches! She adjusts her red hat, too!
Gunther says, "type @join #peanut"
Ghogg says, "type @joinc #peanut-gallery"
<Ceryle> Ceryle has connected to ifMUD.
kyria79 exclaims (at jessk), "don't sit on that carrot!"
</Ceryle> Ceryle has disconnected from ifMUD.
Gunther says, "then use "#peanut hello" to talk on it"
[peanut-gallery] * KevinL has joined the channel.
</Adam> Yes, that's right, I am "wack" - BUT YOU LOVE ME.
Adam has connected.
Guest2 says, "@join #peanut"
KevinL says, "thanks"
[peanut-gallery] * Emmett has joined the channel.
DavidW asks, "Does the carrot explode at 80 mph?"
<Ceryle> Ceryle has connected to ifMUD.
Gunther says, "Guests can't do that without an account"
maga decides he's going to have to be reeeall drunk in order to be gracious to the winners, consumes more champagne
inky says (to Guest2), "you can't join channels as a guest, though -- if you tell me a username I'll make you an account"
kyria79 says (to davidw), "no, it travels through time"
Paul says, "Man, I love these star-studded events."
Bishop says (to DavidW), "No, it just goes back in time."
DavidW says, "Even better"
Gunther says, "mm, studs"
Bishop says, "ARGH TIMING."
Ceryle arrives from the west.
zarf gazes at the stars and at the studs
neild says (to Paul), "Except for the part where we're all burned to a crisp by the fiery corona"
Guest2 asks, "Can I have Justin as a username?"
[peanut-gallery] Jacqueline asks (of maga), "Ah! So you mean RR is going to win. You admit it, and you're getting ready?"
Ghogg says (to Paul), "and best of all, inky disposes of the papparazzi beforehand and stuffs them in the dumpster"
[peanut-gallery] Jacqueline says, "ILAC"
[peanut-gallery] Jacqueline says, "But who cares!"
[peanut-gallery] JessK says, "Yay RR!"
Guest1 goes home.
</Guest1> Well THAT was certainly... interesting.
Paul says (to neild), "Sure is pretty up till then, though."
[peanut-gallery] maga says, "boo"
[peanut-gallery] Jacqueline says, "I loved RR, myself."
Sargent says (to Ghogg), "If they go in the closet, I hope Graham doesn't mind the company"
[peanut-gallery] Jacqueline sticks her tongue out at maga.
neild says, "And last time my fiery corona didn't have any lime. I hate that"
<Guest1> I'm not here to be entertained! Stop amusing me!
Gunther starts handing out little party treats
Guest1 arrives from the west.
[peanut-gallery] Jota says, "Mmm. Even if we assume several folks are ringers, we've still got 70-80 attendees already."
Guest2 goes home.
</Guest2> Well THAT was certainly... interesting.
[peanut-gallery] Jacqueline says, "Wow"
[peanut-gallery] Sargent says, "time for the cabal to start booting people"
<Justin> Justin has connected to ifMUD.
kyria79 says (to gunther), "do you have those little cheesie weiners? I just love those"
</Jearl> On the other hand, 'Entertaining 1-2-3' could just as easily have been called '1001 Ways to Belabor the Point About Cream Cheese.'
<Jearl> (ps Dr. Laura, why won't you return my PSYCHIC MESSAGES TO YOUR MIND)
peccable exclaims, "Yay! Treats!"
Sarcasmo would rather have a party hat than a part treat
Rob claps
Justin arrives from the west.
Gunther says (to kyria79), "let me look"
[peanut-gallery] zarf says, "Sarge, you *know* there's no cabal"
[peanut-gallery] * Justin has joined the channel.
Gunther produces a box.
inky has arrived.
Rob says, "inky!!!"
<Pierre> Pierre has connected to ifMUD.
[peanut-gallery] Gunther asks (of Sargent), "yeah, you *of all people* (NNWW) should know that. eh? eh?"
inky gives backstage pass to Ghogg.
Rob applauds senselessly
eileen dims the lights

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